Mom, Where did I Come From?

I found this old gem, from when Jed was just 4 years old. I had my laptop on and took notes as he started his story. Here it is below, slightly polished for readability.

He asked me to post this picture, to prove he was once an alien. I love how he twists the ending to try and get away from doing his studies. Smart kid!



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First, I was an alien. I came straight from the Vinacle in the Purple Planet. But, the Purple Planet got broke by bad aliens. It was almost going to crack. I tried to save my planet but I cant. The weapons are too big and there is only one small gun for me. We fired those bad aliens with our abomination gun.

Then, I fell from the purple planet. My eyes were closed. I almost bumped into the sun. After that, the bad aliens destroyed my purple planet. I never got to see my planet and my alien mommy named Januarika ever again.

Everyone was dead. The bad aliens were dead. Only one kid was left, a little alien named Jerald. 

I crashed to earth. But, my spaceship got burned up.

So, papa God caught me and made me into a spirit and placed me inside my mommy's tummy.  And he gave me a new name and called me Jed.

Now, this is my home. I am Jed. And I love you, Mommy.

But, I had fun in the Purple planet. I did not study there. I only took a bath and ate.

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