I am Patient

Because, everyday, Jed memorizes one Virtue and one Bible verse to start his homeschool routine...

Because, I must have 'a place for everything and everything in its place'... 

Because, after 2 successive weddings, 1 sick housekeeper and 1 active, whirlwind of a young man, our house was a huge mess...
Because Monster mommy had emerged in a terrifying episode that put Naruto and the Ninetailed Demon Fox to shame...

So, therefore, in addition to the day's required reading, Jed also turned to "I am Patient" and, of his volition, read solemnly:
" Proverbs 14:29 Anyone who is patient has great understanding. But anyone who gets angry quickly shows how foolish he is".

Then, with the somber air of a village priest presiding over a funeral, he looked at me, sadly shook his head and pronounced
"...or how foolish she his".

This is definitely one of those I-cant-wait-until-you-grow-up-and-have-kids-of-your-own moments. Hah!