Jed: Mom, what do you get when you mix holy water and holy ground?
Me: Uh... holy mud!
Jed: Mo-om, come on. There's no such thing as holy mud.
(quick prayer to heaven for answers)
Me: There is such a thing as holy mud! It's in (googling 'Jesus mud blind man'...) John nine six.
And now, dear mommies, I need help with today's Question of the Day:
"Mom, when Jesus fed five thousand people with 5 pieces of bread and 2 fish, did the bread grow back each time he broke a piece?
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